Official Boss Croker’s Staff Polo

Ever wanted to walk into Boss Croker’s and have people think you work there? Now you can.

This black polo is an almost-too-accurate replica of the real staff uniform—perfect for sneaking into the kitchen, pretending you’re on break, or just confusing the hell out of strangers.

Bonus: it’s black, so it’s Black Tee Friday-approved.

Features:

• Instant authority you didn’t earn

• Embroidered* vintage-style logo (*not actually embroidered but your friends won’t know that)

• Designed in Wantagh, NY (by us, not them)

• Great for completing the Boss Challenge in full uniform

⚠️ Warning: May result in people asking you for ranch.